Originally Posted by DirtyD
It's the truth. I can only run in circles for so long before I'm tired.  |
I rather get beat up than run. I'm lazy like that.
Originally Posted by blownaltered
I don't know, he's fast for a fat guy.  |
Who me? Nah. I'm an old fat guy. I'm harmless. All those stories are nothing more than internet urban legends. I'm dangerous to buffets, that's about it.