Official GTA 5 thread

[DirtyD]

Originally Posted by TrueStreetTim Jeff was trying to figure that out the other night lol I'll get invites sent this evening and should be on around 7. Also; I think I'm 12 but whoever is highest will need to choose the missions.

I'm 4.

Just started last night and switch back to story mode to dominate the army base...again.

[DirtyD]

But I guess I should share by gamer tag - Th3DirtyDizzl3

[TrueStreetTim]

DirtyD, I'm spinequist on Xbox. [B]Think[B] I already have you friended.

[Junkie]

I fucking suck at this game






That is all

[TrueStreetTim]

Originally Posted by Junkie I fucking suck at this game That is all

Lol. I'm no pro and am a veteran point and clicker over the frustrating thumb aiming. So I stick to driving/flying etc. and let others do the shooting if it's troublesome.


Jeff and I focused the last part of our night to hunting down other players to see how well we worked. Our simple strategy that we put to effective use:

If your chased by someone, don't run and just get shot down from car to car. Instead; slam the brakes and wait for them to deliberately smash into you (most will). If they do, and you immediately exit your car, you can fill their driver side with hot led! If they don't smash into you go ahead and exit the car, jump on top of your car, and be ready for them to u-turn. As soon as one of those 2 scenarios happens simply....be the first to exit your vehicle! Once out of the car you have the upper hand in gunning someone down! Being on top of your car prevents an instant vehicular death. Their futile attempts to aim from the car, or run you over, will be met promptly with upper hand accuracy and fire rate. If their lucky enough to survive your first wave, their car is shot up (most likely with flat tires). If they are dumb enough at that point to try and exit the car you will once again have the upper hand as it takes several moments to actually exit the car at which time your emptying clips! This game is all about the first to fire! And many will flee if you have the upper hand. Shits fun!

[STROKD]

Originally Posted by TrueStreetTim Lol. I'm no pro and am a veteran point and clicker over the frustrating thumb aiming. So I stick to driving/flying etc. and let others do the shooting if it's troublesome. Jeff and I focused the last part of our night to hunting down other players to see how well we worked. Our simple strategy that we put to effective use: If your chased by someone, don't run and just get shot down from car to car. Instead; slam the brakes and wait for them to deliberately smash into you (most will). If they do, and you immediately exit your car, you can fill their driver side with hot led! If they don't smash into you go ahead and exit the car, jump on top of your car, and be ready for them to u-turn. As soon as one of those 2 scenarios happens simply....be the first to exit your vehicle! Once out of the car you have the upper hand in gunning someone down! Being on top of your car prevents an instant vehicular death. Their futile attempts to aim from the car, or run you over, will be met promptly with upper hand accuracy and fire rate. If their lucky enough to survive your first wave, their car is shot up (most likely with flat tires). If they are dumb enough at that point to try and exit the car you will once again have the upper hand as it takes several moments to actually exit the car at which time your emptying clips! This game is all about the first to fire! And many will flee if you have the upper hand. Shits fun!

Ill just outrun anyone. I have more fun fleeing than shooting. People give up before I will, I can drive for an hour straight if my car moves.

[TrueStreetTim]

Originally Posted by STROKD Ill just outrun anyone. I have more fun fleeing than shooting. People give up before I will, I can drive for an hour straight if my car moves.

Once I have a faster car that will be an option given the circumstances. But if they come after me unprovoked, I'll look to show em who's boss lol!

[2012mustang76123]

who tried the exploit for xbox? Still working?

[Courtesy Flush]

Originally Posted by TrueStreetTim Once I have a faster car that will be an option given the circumstances. But if they come after me unprovoked, I'll look to show em who's boss lol!

My new tactic is kill as many other players in the game as possible. It never fails that some asshat's running around with a nestegg of cash on his person instead of depositing his money.

gamertag: Naughtycornbeef

[TrueStreetTim]

Originally Posted by Courtesy Flush My new tactic is kill as many other players in the game as possible. It never fails that some asshat's running around with a nestegg of cash on his person instead of depositing his money. gamertag: Naughtycornbeef

Theoretically you get thrown into servers judged off your playstyle. Are you finding yourself attacked or in more "PvP" rooms that you can tell?

[STROKD]

Originally Posted by Courtesy Flush My new tactic is kill as many other players in the game as possible. It never fails that some asshat's running around with a nestegg of cash on his person instead of depositing his money. gamertag: Naughtycornbeef

Ill make sure to shoot first and introduce myself later if I see ur GT. Ha

[TrueStreetTim]

I was minding my own business last night and though I usually have great map awareness, a guy in a lifted 250 hits me head on and blows me up with a grenade or launcher one of the 2. I respawn and he's just down the street after me again. We're in BFE and I have no car. He gets to me as I look to take cover at a wall. He barely clips me and I fall to the ground as his truck slowly plows over my entire body. Luckily I roll out, alive, on his driver side......1 to the head. He respawns and somehow has his GD truck again. I run up the nearest steep hill in the northern area near Michael's house and tear him apart as he's barreling up the road. 2-1 me as I skip over to join Jeff.

At one point we had a Chinook style helicopter after us trying to lift our car off the ground. We stopped, shot up the chopper and he bailed....only to return. I hopped out to get a good vantage point as he crashed the chopper into our car killing himself and Jeff who couldn't get away in time. Something different every day lol.

[Grandpa]

Strokd'd got Casino'd last night. He jumped in his car and hauled ass down the street. I let him get a couple miles down the road and BOOM....sticky bomb.

Cliff notes: If you park your car on the sidewalk like an asshole be sure to run around your car checking for bombs before getting in.

[STROKD]

Originally Posted by SlowGreyGT Strokd'd got Casino'd last night. He jumped in his car and hauled ass down the street. I let him get a couple miles down the road and BOOM....sticky bomb. Cliff notes: If you park your car on the sidewalk like an asshole be sure to run around your car checking for bombs before getting in.

Yea, I appreciate you costing me money everytime u join. Ill make sure to duck out to a different server before you get near me from now on.

[Grandpa]

Originally Posted by STROKD Yea, I appreciate you costing me money everytime u join. Ill make sure to duck out to a different server before you get near me from now on.

It takes the money from me, not you and it also gives me a "bad sport" warning.