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**TrueStreetTim** · 09-18-2013, 10:47 AM

Think GTA 2 was the last time I had played the franchise. So my first few moments in the game went nothing as I expected. Thought I'd share.

I felt the first open-world opportunity came when it cut you lose as Franklin in his home. First thing....tried to beat up mom (didn't work). So I got high, drank a beer, beat up the neighbor, who apparently thought I was his friend. Hopped in that turd of a "Charger", groped a stripper and epicly failed a stunt jump that set my intentions on the airport from that height. Found out quickly they don't take kindly to trespassers so I highjacked a Learjet and found out (too late) that you can't reverse through cars. So I was stuck with nothing but my thoughts about the kind of person I had become to land me in that situation......for about 5 seconds before popping the door, dropping a couple cops before they dropped me. Looking forward to more!

blownaltered · 09-18-2013, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by TrueStreetTim

Think GTA 2 was the last time I had played the franchise. So my first few moments in the game went nothing as I expected. Thought I'd share.

I felt the first open-world opportunity came when it cut you lose as Franklin in his home. First thing....tried to beat up mom (didn't work). So I got high, drank a beer, beat up the neighbor, who apparently thought I was his friend. Hopped in that turd of a "Charger", groped a stripper and epicly failed a stunt jump that set my intentions on the airport from that height. Found out quickly they don't take kindly to trespassers so I highjacked a Learjet and found out (too late) that you can't reverse through cars. So I was stuck with nothing but my thoughts about the kind of person I had become to land me in that situation......for about 5 seconds before popping the door, dropping a couple cops before they dropped me. Looking forward to more!

I too went for the airport but I was successful and went on a nice flight. I will warn you there is a military base on the west side about half the way up the map and if you fly over it they will send f16s to blow your ass out of the sky. Luckily I got away and flew around for a little bit. Crashed it and stole a boat, I found where the white water rapids are and went down them in a speed boat. That was entertaining. I think the map is cool but I can already tell the free play is going to get boring after a while because the map is so big and I just don't see that much to do. I need to find a strategy guide so I can see where all the crap is so I don't get bored screwing around.

**Grandpa** · 09-18-2013, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by blownaltered

I too went for the airport but I was successful and went on a nice flight. I will warn you there is a military base on the west side about half the way up the map and if you fly over it they will send f16s to blow your ass out of the sky. Luckily I got away and flew around for a little bit. Crashed it and stole a boat, I found where the white water rapids are and went down them in a speed boat. That was entertaining. I think the map is cool but I can already tell the free play is going to get boring after a while because the map is so big and I just don't see that much to do. I need to find a strategy guide so I can see where all the crap is so I don't get bored screwing around.

LOL, if you get bored with this game there is something wrong with YOU and not the game. There is so much to do it's ridiculous.

**STROKD** · 09-18-2013, 11:29 AM

Lmfao at Tim, good times!!!

Last night I was wandering around the mountains, ended up near a gas station... Figured I wonder what... Next thing I know I'm on fire and dead. Out of the hospital, I'm walkin around, tried to talk to a Sheriff lady, she got pissed. I walk off like ok bitch calm down. She starts yelling for me to stop, I don't, so she starts shooting me. After taking 2 in the shoulder I had enough. Turned with my shotgun and blew her ass back 5 feet. Instant 3 star man hunt... I think, wtf am I gonna do in this desert? There's no where to hide... Turn around and I see a gd train passing! I run to it and hop on (didn't think it'd work!)... Ducked down between some train cars and rode to freedom. The chopper was following for a good 5 minutes looking for me. Hopped off, stole an armored truck after shooting both guards, hid out behind a warehouse for wanted level to go away again, exit truck, shotgun the rear cargo hold 5-6 times, and walla (monies!). Wasn't but like 8 grand but it was enough to make it rain at the strip club and get 3 strippers to invite me home. Lmfao. Best game eva! This was between doing the missions which I don't want to ruin for anyone.

**Grandpa** · 09-18-2013, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by STROKD

Lmfao at Tim, good times!!!

Last night I was wandering around the mountains, ended up near a gas station... Figured I wonder what... Next thing I know I'm on fire and dead. Out of the hospital, I'm walkin around, tried to talk to a Sheriff lady, she got pissed. I walk off like ok bitch calm down. She starts yelling for me to stop, I don't, so she starts shooting me. After taking 2 in the shoulder I had enough. Turned with my shotgun and blew her ass back 5 feet. Instant 3 star man hunt... I think, wtf am I gonna do in this desert? There's no where to hide... Turn around and I see a gd train passing! I run to it and hop on (didn't think it'd work!)... Ducked down between some train cars and rode to freedom. The chopper was following for a good 5 minutes looking for me. Hopped off, stole an armored truck after shooting both guards, hid out behind a warehouse for wanted level to go away again, exit truck, shotgun the rear cargo hold 5-6 times, and walla (monies!). Wasn't but like 8 grand but it was enough to make it rain at the strip club and get 3 strippers to invite me home. Lmfao. Best game eva! This was between doing the missions which I don't want to ruin for anyone.

Gee, sounds boring! lmao.

blownaltered · 09-18-2013, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by STROKD

Lmfao at Tim, good times!!!

Last night I was wandering around the mountains, ended up near a gas station... Figured I wonder what... Next thing I know I'm on fire and dead. Out of the hospital, I'm walkin around, tried to talk to a Sheriff lady, she got pissed. I walk off like ok bitch calm down. She starts yelling for me to stop, I don't, so she starts shooting me. After taking 2 in the shoulder I had enough. Turned with my shotgun and blew her ass back 5 feet. Instant 3 star man hunt... I think, wtf am I gonna do in this desert? There's no where to hide... Turn around and I see a gd train passing! I run to it and hop on (didn't think it'd work!)... Ducked down between some train cars and rode to freedom. The chopper was following for a good 5 minutes looking for me. Hopped off, stole an armored truck after shooting both guards, hid out behind a warehouse for wanted level to go away again, exit truck, shotgun the rear cargo hold 5-6 times, and walla (monies!). Wasn't but like 8 grand but it was enough to make it rain at the strip club and get 3 strippers to invite me home. Lmfao. Best game eva! This was between doing the missions which I don't want to ruin for anyone.

Damn it I'm finding an armored truck tonight. The missions are entertaining so far.

**Grandpa** · 09-18-2013, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by blownaltered

Damn it I'm finding an armored truck tonight. The missions are entertaining so far.

I found $10k in the ocean already and hit up a jewelery store for almost $4 million. lol

I need to find some scuba gear or the submarine to do more treasure hunting!!

**TrueStreetTim** · 09-18-2013, 11:52 AM

Originally Posted by SlowGreyGT

I found $10k in the ocean already and hit up a jewelery store for almost $4 million. lol

I need to find some scuba gear or the submarine to do more treasure hunting!!

Lol "treasure hunter". Watched a video with a guy who's had 60-70 hours in the game pre-release. Said he spent a majority of time on the tennis court lol. I planned to finish the night with a game of golf lol, but I'll be damned if I just can't make up my mind on what to do. There is definitely no method to the madness!

Matt, I'm surprised the helo followed you that long. I've been able to lose the heat by driving down railroad tracks for a quick, unhindered getaway.....so far. And that sounds about right for the armored payoff.

**STROKD** · 09-18-2013, 12:01 PM

Played golf and tennis yesterday, both are a lot of fun.

Steve, was the 4 million on a mission, or a random stickup? If random, details of said jewelry store. Lol

Tim, it was 3 stars, probably took so long since I wasn't escaping that fast on a 40 mph train, AND I shot a cop in front of a police station. I think they were pissed.

**TrueStreetTim** · 09-18-2013, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by STROKD

Played golf and tennis yesterday, both are a lot of fun.

Steve, was the 4 million on a mission, or a random stickup? If random, details of said jewelry store. Lol

Tim, it was 3 stars, probably took so long since I wasn't escaping that fast on a 40 mph train, AND I shot a cop in front of a police station. I think they were pissed.

I gotcha. Yeah I hear folks will try to mug you in certain areas lol. I would be interested to know about that 4 mil payday too! Most I've heard so far is around $500k for an assassination mission. Tonight I plan to try and drop some money into the stock market and see if I can't manipulate my investments by taking out the competition. lol

**STROKD** · 09-18-2013, 12:41 PM

Has anyone played the alien mission yet?

**Grandpa** · 09-18-2013, 12:04 PM

Originally Posted by TrueStreetTim

Lol "treasure hunter". Watched a video with a guy who's had 60-70 hours in the game pre-release. Said he spent a majority of time on the tennis court lol. I planned to finish the night with a game of golf lol, but I'll be damned if I just can't make up my mind on what to do. There is definitely no method to the madness!

I know, right? I don't know why I'm so fascinated with it. The hunt is just too much fun.

Oh, by the way. When you are out in the damn forest, keep your gun out. Mountain lions and wolves will attack you without warning! Took me forever to get out there only to die unprovoked. I was pissed! lol

I also rode up the cable cars to the top of the mountain where I found a parachute up there to jump with and I also found a page of the confession from the murder mystery.